MAHIRAP vs. MAYAMAN

How was your new Year celebration? I hope you celebrated and welcome it with hopes, peace and joy! This is a cool sort of "truth" I got from a friend in friendster..read it guys and see the difference of being "Mahirap and mayaman" (Poor and Rich).. But just remember being rich or poor is only a matter of mind or thinking..there is no such real thing in this world like this. It's only how you believe in it..Besides not all material things can truly make you happy..As long as you are doing the right thing...just be fair!!..that's the most important thing of all!! have fun reading!!

MAHIRAP vs. MAYAMAN

Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" or "bakokang"
Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa tension and stress
Sa mahirap, "sira ulo"

Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo
Kung mahirap, "TB" yon
Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"
Kung mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang ang tyan

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migrane"
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay nalipasan ng gutom.
Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone whi is "scoliotic"
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba"

Kung senyorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "sun tanned"
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga"
Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite"
Kung mahirap lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o minsan "tiyanak"
Kapag mayaman, "fasting" ang hindi kumakain
Kung mahirap, "nagtitiis"

Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "socialite"
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "pakawala"
Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"
Pero kung mahirap ka, ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada"

Kapag mayaman ka at sexy, "fashionable" daw
Kung mahirap, sigurado "GRO" o "Japayuki" ka
Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood"
Ang mahihirap ay "gumugurang"

Ang anak ng mayaman a "slow learner"
Ang anak mahirap ay "bobo" o "gung-gong"
Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says, "masarap kang kumain & i like you, you do justice to my cooking"
Pero kung mahirap, your host will say "patay-gutom" ka

Kung graduate ka ng exclusie school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "expat"
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw "contract worker"
Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, "vegetarian"
habang kakaawa ang mahirap na "kumakain ng damo"

Kung socialite ka, ikaw a "pleasingly plump"
Kung mahirap ka lang, ika´y !tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba"...pagminalas ka "baboy".